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Ma$ter and Mi$tre$$ Ar$ehole – Cash Dom/mes of Twitter

Let me get one thing straight.
I have absolutely no problem with financial domination, and the world of cash slavery. Each to their own I say. But for the love of god, pick somebody deserving!

Good cash masters and mistresses are like any other good dominant, they deserve respect because they both command it, and observe it themselves. I know some wonderful dominants who politely and firmly request tributes from their adoring slaves on Twitter, and that’s great. They will thank them in their own way, be it the opportunity for conversation, or merely accept it as recompense for their selfless attitude towards sharing exciting photographs, teasers and videos with their audience. These dominants have grace, and deserve adulation.

Then there’s this…

cash dominance for the stupid

Such grace. I bet your friend is really sorry he inconvenienced your cashflow.
(Yes, this really is a real tweet.)

BUY ME EVERYTHING

You look like a spambot that got a bit confused my dear.
(Pretty much all her posts are related to this.)

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Nothing sexier than paying for a new exhaust.
(I bet she wouldn’t even let you fuck it.)

Learn some manners

It wouldn’t be so bad if every tweet of hers wasn’t just as delightful.
(Seriously, she’s a one hell of a loveless gobshite.)

These people, for whom I could not be bothered smashing my face against my keyboard enough to warrant leaving their IDs up and accepting their delightful responses, are not deserving of your adulation. They’re barely even deserving of an Internet. By and large, if you actually look at these people, most of them are teenage chavs with no jobs and no clue about the very notion of respect or commanding dominance.

These people are onto a winning thing, they go about their day, typing obscenities into their smartphone, and hoping to receive cash off submissives that haven’t found any better. They spam their Paypal address like a Nigerian prince, and basically act like the sort of spoilt little shitbag that Channel 4 gleefully throws in our faces to make us scream in hashtagged Twitter rants.

Spamming your Paypal address in endless strings of steadily more sweary and unpleasant tweets is not dominance. It’s desperation.

They need slaves to keep them in their grey tracksuit combos and shit booze. These slaves, who work hard and want to share it with those deserving of their tributes, are far far more than these so called doms, and without them they’re just another skint kid that doesn’t get what they want when they want it.

Twinky chav guys do especially well at this. By posting up the occasional topless selfie in the bathroom mirror looking ‘hard’ they tease and cajole the slaves with endless uses of the words ‘pigs’ and ‘fags’, entertaining the idea that one of these subs might get to serve him in person. It won’t happen, it just won’t. These boys haven’t a fucking clue, have absolutely no desire to go near you, and only have one interest and that’s a Paypal balance.

fake little c*nts deserve no money

Feel free to share this lovely graphic

It’s humiliating, sure.. but why not be humiliated by a dominant who actually knows how to humiliate properly? One that will actually get into your head, one that can know how to really push your buttons from afar? One that might just do a little more than call you a worthless fuck whilst badgering you for another twenty quid to top up the electric meter?

The cash dom thing has really exploded on Twitter in the last few months, more and more of them follow me and quickly unfollow when they realise that while I have slave in my username, I’m not in their target demographic. Just as Recon has its bot accounts designed to scam people out of money, Twitter has this spreading disease of money hungry fake doms.

Don’t give them your money, don’t even give them the benefit of even seeing your timeline. Just block them. Do Twitter a favour, and do the real dominants of Twitter a favour too, leave them cash-strapped. There are people far far more deserving of your money, people who command your respect, people who command your devotion, and people who could have those little ‘Gods’ ‘Goddesses’ ‘Princesses’ and ‘Kings’ for breakfast.

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